So I felt some pressure about my first blog. I was worried about what to talk about and if it would be interesting. Well my youngest child Laney helped me out by taking a dump in his pants at Mr. Getti's. He is four years old he can read and add, but today he decides to poop on himself in public. He went to the bathroom and after ample time I went to check on him. I walked in and called his name and all he said was "I'm sorry Daddy". I looked and he had excrement in his pants on his junk and inner thighs. I got some on my hand and started gagging he was asking "are you gonna puke Daddy" over and over. I feel compelled to apologize to the employees of Getti's because the toilet was stopped up and there was poop all over the seat. So day 1 of my blog is not for the faint of heart but amusing none the less.